What is even the point of this game?

With so much division that exists in our country today, sometimes you just need to take a step back and have a good laugh.  Welcome to "Grab Em By The Pu$$y", a game where you play our President doing exactly what the title says.
Now, one of the first things you might be thinking is, this hardly even qualifies as a game, and you'd be right.  But you should know that this is just a tiny part of what the final game will be.  But I started this project much later than I planned, and at the time of this writing, it's less than a day before a game like this will no longer be relevant, and I wanted to get SOMETHING out before the election.
In the event our President goes on to have a second term, I will continue to develop this game, which is obviously a work of satire.  In it, you will make countless decisions in running the country, and there will be many minigames, including a Tetris-inspired Twitter game in which you own as many "blue checkmarks" as possible, a tower defense game in which you oversee the building of the wall, even a Risk-style strategy game in which you conduct foreign policy, as well as many more.  
Whether you support Trump or not, there's something in the game for everyone to enjoy, or at least there will be.

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LOL OMG THIS IS AMMMMMMMMAAAZING!!!! This is absolutely hilarious and I think you should make the full even if he (hopefully) doesn't get a second term. Is the song from somewhere or did you do it yourself? Honestly, this is just hilarious, well done!

Hey thanks.  That means a lot.  I don't know if I will continue the game or turn it into a Biden-themed game called "You Know The Thing".  I'm still considering the options.  The menu song is the theme from Celebrity Apprentice, and the song during the game is just something I found on Youtube.